This is a demonstration of a great game called Throw The Clam. It can be played for hours, maybe even days. It requires no other players besides yourself, no game board, and no instruction book. All you need is one clam and a shallow body of water, preferable a kiddie pool or storage tub. Guaranteed to entertain small, tired children who need a nap in the worst way.
Love me some concentration on getting in and out of the pool on a rocking boat.
Look, Momma! A fiddler crab wants to play Throw The Clam with me! Can he, Momma? Can he? Can he? We'll be good! Oh, come on, Mom, I know he's not from the best family in town but he is still my friend! We can take him home when we're done playing.
Or not, if he's dead from being squinched to death.
Willie chills in Momma's chair, where he stole more than a sip of Daddy's drink.
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